i hate shelleys new terrible game she wants to play for hours called “wet string” where she soaks a hoodie string in her water dish until its soaked and then screams at me to pick it up and wiggle it, even though its cold and sucks. then she hooks a single claw into the string and stares at me until i remove her claw and then she does it all over again
Having a hyperfixation while being in a depressed episode is so fucking crazy. All Food tastes bad and I can’t bring myself to shower and reading for an assignment sounds like waterboarding but show me a good fic of Boo Boo Johnnykins and suddenly the world is sunny and for Boo Boo Johnnykins I won’t kill myself for another day
so was anybody gonna talk about the new ecology paper proposing Ethiopian wolves as potential pollinators of native nectar-rich flower inflorescences positioned on stalks conveniently within wolf enjoying height AND that it includes photos of said wolves doing said unconfirmed alleged pollination (delightful) AND that it has observational evidence suggesting some wolves do like 1 flower and are done and other wolves just get really into it and spend upwards of an hour going between 20 and 30 flowers for up to 4-5 minutes per cluster just utterly going at it, lost in the nectar sauce? because I cannot BELIEVE I haven’t seen something on this webbed site about it yet. it just has everything this site enjoys
it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images
Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother
I feel like people who are assholes about homeless people have never had a single moment of self-reflection in their lives. If you had to leave your home right now with only what you could carry, what would you take? A pet? Important documents? Medical supplies or medication? Mementoes of people you love who are gone? How much of your life can you fit into a duffle bag or a backpack? What if you’ve only got some garbage bags?
And what happens when you get rousted by the cops from whatever doorway or bench or dry corner you manage to find? You get thrown in the back of a squad car or forced out of an area by men with clubs and gas masks. Those treasures you grabbed? Those final few most important memories of your life— those are gone now. Forever. Now you’ve got the clothes you’re wearing, clothes you’ve probably been wearing and sleeping in for a couple of days
People who advocate against the homeless or think they should be thrown in jail or worse, i have no time for your bullshit. But I still wouldn’t wish homelessness on you
